Tag Archives: Drunk

The Bridge to Nowhere

Known locally as, ‘The Drunk Bridge’, Storseisundet Bridge in Norway is designed to look like it isn’t connected to anything as you drive towards it. The bridge connects the mainland Romsdal peninsula to the island of Averøya in Møre og Romsdal and, yes, it goes all the way across.

More pictures here.

Can of Whisky

A Panamanian company called Scottish Spirits has begun marketing this can of whisky in its Caribbean and Latin American markets. According to chief executive Manish Panshal, “The can is the perfect size to be shared between three people who can mix it with other things like cola,…It’s lightweight and portable and entirely recyclable, which is good news.”

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Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys

From BBC’s Weird Nature documentary series, alcoholic vervet monkeys on the island of St. Kitts in the Caribbean. They’re absolutely hilarious.

[Obrigado, Vinicius!]

Man Loses Licence After Driving Barbie Car Drunk

Paul Hutton, 40, has lost his licence for three years after being pulled over by police driving drunk in a pink Barbie car designed for small children with a top speed of 4 mph. Almost every sentence in the article made me laugh:

Speaking after the hearing at Colchester magistrates court, he said: “You have to be a contortionist to get in, and then you can’t get out.

“I was very surprised to get done for drink-driving but I was a twit to say the least.

“It is designed for three-to-five-year-olds.

“Originally it was a pink Barbie car but I put bigger wheels on it but it’s not fast.

Man Loses Licence After Drink-Driving in Toy Barbie Car [The Telegraph]

Probably Not the Best Excuse

Moron

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