Paul Hutton, 40, has lost his licence for three years after being pulled over by police driving drunk in a pink Barbie car designed for small children with a top speed of 4 mph. Almost every sentence in the article made me laugh:
Speaking after the hearing at Colchester magistrates court, he said: “You have to be a contortionist to get in, and then you can’t get out.
“I was very surprised to get done for drink-driving but I was a twit to say the least.
“It is designed for three-to-five-year-olds.
“Originally it was a pink Barbie car but I put bigger wheels on it but it’s not fast.
Man Loses Licence After Drink-Driving in Toy Barbie Car [The Telegraph]