Tag Archives: Feline

My Cat is a Jerk

Someone with too much time on their hands has started up a blog entitled My Cat is a Jerk. Reason My Cat is a Jerk #33: She Won’t Move Out of My Way:

My cats don’t think they’re the center of the universe. They know they are.

Jezebel knows that all I ever want to do is pet her all day long. Pants assumes that I buy nice things so she can shred them. Jezebel treats me like my main job is to feed them the food that’s owed to them.

But Pants has taken it to another level. Pants has decided that it’s not even worth bothering to move when I want to get by.

My Cat is a Jerk

How to Deactivate a Cat

According to Pozza, M. E., J. L. Stella, et al. (2008). “Pinch-induced behavioral inhibition (‘clipnosis’) in domestic cats.” J Feline Med Surg 10(1): 82-7:

There has been much interest in using mechanical inhibition for gentle restraint of rabbits, rodents, mice and guinea pigs. In these species, immobility is induced using neck clips or inversion. Although it has not received much interest, there have been reports of immobilizing cats by placing clips along the dorsal midline or neck for short procedures such as blood sampling. The authors have coined the term “pinch-induced behavioral inhibition” (PIBI) or “clipnosis” to describe this method of restraint. In this project, the effectiveness of PIBI was evaluated in 13 healthy cats and 18 cats with idiopathic cystitis (IC) using standard two-inch binder clips from a stationery store. In the first month of the study, 92% of the healthy cats and 100% of the cats with IC responded positively to clipping. The physiological response to clipping was similar to that of scruffing a cat – miosis, ventroflexion of the back, curling the tail under the abdomen. While clips can be placed anywhere along the dorsal midline, the authors recommend the dorsum of the neck as the most effective location. No cat exhibited behavior that could be interpreted as a fear or pain response. The researchers concluded that PIBI can be a safe and effective method of gentle restraint for various routine veterinary procedures, such as blood sampling, vaccinations, and nail trimming.

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Kitten Teamwork

Ahhhh! They’re working together now!

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What Cats Do All Day

This is a time-lapse video of what cats (those lazy little beasts) do all day while you’re at work. It’s ten hours condensed into 37 seconds. I guess they need all that rest, so as when you come home they can spring into action to remind you that you’ve always disappointed them.

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Cat Faces and Emoticons

Smiley Kitty!

Your daily dose of cuteness, and the answer to the age-old question: can cats make all the faces keyboards can? I think this is a definitive yes.

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